King Of The Hill t-shirts

Summer is upon us (unless you're reading this in spring, summer, or fall). That means it's 110 degrees in the shade, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass! Sorry… I didn't mean that. These Arlen, Texas summers are just so danged hot. Not to mention I caught my son, Bobby, playing spin the... View More

Summer is upon us (unless you're reading this in spring, summer, or fall). That means it's 110 degrees in the shade, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass! Sorry… I didn't mean that. These Arlen, Texas summers are just so danged hot. Not to mention I caught my son, Bobby, playing spin the bottle with a plastic head the other day and, well, that boy ain't right. It may be hard to cool off in the Texas sun, but at least you can look cool with one of 80sTees.com's King of the Hill t-shirts. We have tees featuring all your favorite characters: Hank Hill, Dale Gribble, Jeff Boomhauer and more. We even have a t-shirt that lets you disguise yourself as the president of the Arlen Gun Club. You know, in case your Rusty Shackleford alias isn't fooling the shadow government (potentially run by Chuck Mangione) that's tracing your every move. You don't have to be a resident of Rainey St., sell propane or propane accessories, or suffer from a narrow urethra to sport one of these awesome tees. So don't be an "ignoranus." Get a King of the Hill t-shirt from 80sTees.com today. View less